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The Gentlemen’s Duel

This game is played by a maximum of 4 (in pairs) or a minimum of 2 (1v1) straight males. You strip down and turn back to back/cheek to cheek. You walk three paces forward and the first person or pair to get hit with semen loses. If one player per pair gets hit then the two remaining opponents must once again turn back to back/cheek to cheek and restart to proceed into a 1v1. The winner gets all the glory.
The boys and I playedThe Gentlemen’s Duel”

The Gentlemen's Tap 

An efficient gesture of respect

While receiving oral sexual intercourse, when the male partner is almost there, he should tap her/him gently on the shoulder, to let the other know.
James: Shannon doesn't really like semen and I respect her wishes

Oliver: But what do you do when she's giving you head?

James: Oh , easy i just use the Gentlemen's tap

The Gentlemen's Cocktail 

A Gentlemen's Cocktail is a drink that began as an accident, and became a huge sensation. As martini's use olive juice,and screw-drivers use orange juice, NOW the Gentlemen's Cocktail uses PICKLE juice. The cocktail is made up of 4 shots vodka (any vodka will do ), then one shot of a DIFFERENT type of vodka, then fill the remainder of the glass with pickle juice (from any pickle jar whatsoever, include seeds for flavor). Add ice, as well as a whole pickle into the glass for appearence. There, you have a gentlemens cocktail. Though it DOES sound rather obscure, give it a try, and you WILL NOT be disappointed.
"Bartender, I'm in the mood for something with a touch of class, and a touch of craziness. How about a The Gentlemen's Cocktail."

The Gentlemen Douche 

A world-renowned pick-up artist. Easily recognizable by his ridiculously weak, but suave, pick-up lines and his signature monocle/moustache combo.
"Are you The Gentlemen Douche?"
"Indeed I am madam, but now I feel that I must make an inquiry of you. Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?"

pumpkin the gentlemen 

Weirdo. Pedophile. Likes lolicon. Gets called out a million times but his fans don't care. Uses "its normal in Japan " as an excuse for his vile behavior.
A: Did you hear what pumpkin the gentlemen did?
B: Ughhhh... not again...

The Snazzy Gentlemen 

A wonderful Grindxcore from band from Ocala Florida with some comedic lyrics consisting of Justin Garcia on lead vocals, Joe The Mofo on bass, Calder on drums, Ashley Callahan on the guitar, and last but not least James on guitar. Their biggest influence is Anal Cunt. They have had many band member changes in the past but The Snazzy Gentlemen are built to destroy and will never stop snazzing it up.They are in the process of making a cd. Check out TSG's myspace www.myspace.com/johnston666
Songs include,
Fuck MSI
Civil Theory Sucks Dick
GBANKSM(Don't two step if you're fat)
Impaled Northern Moonforest
You suffer(ND Cover)
Trivium Blows Ass
Edward Penis Hands
Punk Song
The Ipod Song
The Kitana Episode
Philips Head Deathdriver Kicks Ass
The Playground Of Satan
Dem Hoes Love da Grindxcore
Carbomb(The Acacia Strain cover)
And many many more.
Matthew(TSG's biggest fan)- The Snazzy Gentlemen kick ass and everyone loves them.
Katy- Hell yes! I think Justin is the sexiest!!! I wanna fuck him so bad!!!!!