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For every gay thing you experience you gain another Y. The gay elders that created this system are known to have over 1000+ Y’s. No one knows who they are, but some think Ruby Rose is a suspect.
The young gay: I just gained my 4th Y last week

The big gay: that’s nothing compared to me, I gained my 50th yesterday

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Average gay: don’t you think these Y’s are just some pointless competition that is destructive to the LGBT+ community?

The gay elder: the Gay Y is the foundation of the gay playing field
The gay Y by thebigmegagayy January 11, 2019
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get your mind out of the gay gutter 

Much like the phrase get your mind out of the gutter, which is said when someone is thinking dirty, but instead of dirty thoughts, your telling them to stop thinking homo thoughts; often used when someone reacts in a gay way.
Nick: Your mother.
Chirs: Fuck you.
Nick: What time? lol.
Chris: Dude.. get your mind out of the gay gutter.

your mother has the gay 

even worse than your mom gay, by far
joe: bruh you have two dads!
mama: your mother has the gay

zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay

The ultimate one hit kill spell, only used by the most skilled of wizards
Guy: Hey buddy, you looking for trouble?
Wizard: You leave me no choice, Zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay
Guy: *dies*

Are do you have the big gay? 

The most formal way to ask someone if they have the big gay
Yo dude, are do you have the BIG gay?

your mom have the big gay 

Friend 1: your mom have the big gay
Friend 2: no u

the thousand year gay 

what dr. mario and dr. luigi diagnose sonic and knuckles with
luigi: *stares at clip board*
mario: its not good new
luigi: you got the thousand year gay *starts dancing*
mario: *also starts dancing
sonic: waht does that mean
mario: it means its time to PARTY
sonic and knuckles: alright *starts dancing*
mario: oh and youll be dead in a week
sonic and knuckles: *pure fear on faces*
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