get your mind out of the gay gutter

Much like the phrase get your mind out of the gutter, which is said when someone is thinking dirty, but instead of dirty thoughts, your telling them to stop thinking homo thoughts; often used when someone reacts in a gay way.

Nick: Your mother.
Chirs: Fuck you.
Nick: What time? lol.
Chris: Dude.. get your mind out of the gay gutter.

by Chrisocracy January 03, 2010

Vegombie

Stay a vegan long enough and the eventually turn into a zombie with an insatiable craving for meat.

Rick: Hey Carl, do you know what vegans turn into after one too many meatless Mondays Carl?

Carl: Don't Dad..
Rick: Vegombies CARL!

by Chrisocracy April 25, 2022