the formula
the formula by OnyxLazarus October 19, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
The Formula 1
When your partner butt chugs a bottle of champagne and quickly inserts a butt plug to stop the liquid coming out. You then proceed to bend her over and have sex with her from behind thus resulting in the pressure building up. Once you finish, you rip the the plug out quickly and she sprays you like the winner of a formula one race.
The Formula 1 by Luke Bartlett January 17, 2020
Death to the formula, death to the wack
1. A warcry against ones' enemies decrying stagnation, conformity, and inferiority; Essentially, "Death to your worries, enemies, and general lameness"
2. A call-and-response used as a greeting, toast, or affirmation
2. A call-and-response used as a greeting, toast, or affirmation
From Curtis Meyer's poem "Spell of The Universe (Hip-Hop in Circles Comes)":
"Three times recite in thy cauldron black / Death to the formula, death to the wack"
Party #1 offers glass: "Death to the formula"
Party #2 clinks glass in return: "Death to the wack."
"Three times recite in thy cauldron black / Death to the formula, death to the wack"
Party #1 offers glass: "Death to the formula"
Party #2 clinks glass in return: "Death to the wack."
Death to the formula, death to the wack by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008
Rearrange the formula
Adjusting one's bollocks to a more comfortable position from one's pocket. Also known as playing "Pocket billiards."
Rearrange the formula by hazatrand September 6, 2022
The Man Formula
The universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman's attractiveness. It was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.
The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.
The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is
RVA = ULsin(9F)
This formula works for any woman (try it!)
The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.
The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is
RVA = ULsin(9F)
This formula works for any woman (try it!)
Damn dude, you see that girl? What do you think?
Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.
Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.
The Man Formula by TeaCake55 May 4, 2011
The Twoot Formula
The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.
One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic
This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.
One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic
This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.
-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!
The Twoot Formula by Manwhore923952 November 3, 2013
The Gay Formula
The formula states that two men having sexual relations is gay if they both DO like it. If two men having sexual relations both do not enjoy it, it is not gay. The last part to the formula (and the most confusing to the general public) states that if one party enjoys the intercourse, but the other does NOT, the act is not gay whatsoever.
"But if two guys have sex EVER, that's gay right?"
"No Andrew, having sex with another guy and not liking it while he does is not considered homosexual because of The Gay Formula."
"No Andrew, having sex with another guy and not liking it while he does is not considered homosexual because of The Gay Formula."
The Gay Formula by Rich Punani G4P March 21, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026