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The Fork Of Justice
Originally an amusing and unique handle for chat rooms and games (originally MINE that is) which has become a comical (and increasingly widespread) way to 'poke' fun at evildoers, trolls or any one of life's petty annoyances within newsgroups, chat rooms and blogs.
It's main purpose is to dismiss annoying arguments, people and situations in a civilized manner without resorting to flaming, net hooliganism or other kinds of embarrassing behaviour.
A way of saying "this little thing will not get me down".
The use of the "Fork Of Justice" ranges from literally using a fork to poke the offending party (in chat), posting a picture of a fork in a thread or blog, or as a comical over-played super hero roleplay.
It's main purpose is to dismiss annoying arguments, people and situations in a civilized manner without resorting to flaming, net hooliganism or other kinds of embarrassing behaviour.
A way of saying "this little thing will not get me down".
The use of the "Fork Of Justice" ranges from literally using a fork to poke the offending party (in chat), posting a picture of a fork in a thread or blog, or as a comical over-played super hero roleplay.
"I am The Fork Of Justice! I stabbeth thee with my Progs OF Truth!"
"You have been poked with The Fork of Justice. Troll."
"You have been poked with The Fork of Justice. Troll."
The Fork Of Justice by TheForkOfJustice October 26, 2004
Related Words
the fork is in the ranch
Timothy: "Ah man, the fork is in the ranch!"
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."
the fork is in the ranch by The Rymuss November 26, 2021
hit it with the fork
hit it with the fork by gotmilf14 December 23, 2013
What the fork
What the fork by Eleanor Shellstrop January 31, 2019
hit it with the fork
hit it with the fork by gotmilf14 December 23, 2013
lets do the fork in the garbage disposal
"lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!", is a funny ass line form Punchrobert's the yes dance, search yes dance on youtube to find it.
Robert James: lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!, lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
lets do the fork in the garbage disposal by the_last_ak June 28, 2013
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2. Movie
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!