The CUMMY

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A close friend of Smoke Crackulas who gets jacked off on by Wankenstiens Monster. Originally called the MUMMY....his name was changed because of the large amounts of sperm that were deposited on him by Wankenstien!!.... thus.... becoming .... "THE CUMMY"!!!!

WOW...The mummy got jacked off on so many times by Wankenstien that he is entirely covered in sperm.....We shall chnge his name to "THE CUMMY"!!

The CUMMY by Pete Negwaski! February 14, 2008

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Sami the cummy

Sami the cummy , is a phrase used to describe the a euphoric ,horny teenager who is known for kicking people of group chats , they are easily traumatised by photoshops and are very level headed. Sami the cummy is also used as a compliment as it describes a level headed person with a large sex drive , but it is mostly used as a insult as the original Sami the cummy was a incel and incredibly racist

John : bruh this new kid in school is so cricket horny , he even kicked me out of kahoot

Mike : ya we got a new Sami the cummy in our school

Sami the cummy by real_dong69 June 30, 2021

cummy cream of the crop

Okay a girl takes a shit on a guys dick then gives him a hand job catches the jizz in her mouth u make out with her she spits the sperm into your mouth u lick her pussy and she gets pregnant with a retarded baby

I gave Patricia a cummy cream of the crop it was badass

cummy cream of the crop by james pimpin g nicca April 3, 2008

spill the cummies

Instead of spilling tea, you go one step further and you spill the cummies

Ay bro I got some tea to spill,

No bro you mean spill the cummies

spill the cummies by spillthecummies1381 August 27, 2021

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The Cummings Disorder

The passionate urge to run very large distances in a very short amount of time. Normally, without getting tired.

I just ran 5 miles with this dude, and he told me that when he gets home, he's going to run 8 more.

That guy's got an awful case of The Cummings Disorder.

The Cummings Disorder by TheMGMguy September 22, 2012

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The cummies

It’s like getting butterflies, but in your cock.

The girl walked by and that shit gave me the cummies.

The cummies by Cockstraw April 20, 2021

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The Cumming of Gandalf the White

If during oral sex you ejaculate into you partner's mouth and they spit the cum onto your chin.

I totally gave him the Cumming of Gandalf the White! That's what he gets for cumming in my mouth!

The Cumming of Gandalf the White by Crotch Club December 30, 2007

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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