The crooked
The crooked by Dave the demolitionist March 30, 2019
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the crooked man
A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.
Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."
*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.
*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.
the crooked man by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021
The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab
The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab by Gognoggler May 6, 2015
Crooked Up The Ass
Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.
Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."
Crooked Up The Ass by shwat October 8, 2007
the crookedest street in the World
Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!
You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.
the crookedest street in the World by Starchylde April 26, 2015
how's the waffle cooked?
Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.
how's the waffle cooked? by G T Ripper March 30, 2009
Cooked the chook
When someone ultimately rides them selves off with drugs or alcohol,says something stuiped, does something stuiped,wears something stuiped,or someone who is overdoing it to a whole new level
Bro1: “walks in the room jaw side ways with a Mexican hat on a pogo stick with glow sticks for sunnies”
Bro2: bruzzy Ive told once I’ll tell you again you yourve cooked the chook mate seek help
Bro2: bruzzy Ive told once I’ll tell you again you yourve cooked the chook mate seek help
Cooked the chook by Jack Leroy Bruzzy July 4, 2019
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