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The Bunny Suicides 

This originated as a picture book by an author whose parents gave the name Andy Riley. Then again he might have chosen that name as a pseudonym. Anyway, that's beside the point. There are now a number of websites that have the illustrations of that book.

Anyway, each illustration feature a bunny who goes about finding the most ingenious, unnecessarily awkward and hilarious ways to terminate his life.
There is one catroon where the bunny leans against a wall and holds a nail up to his forehead. In front of him he has placed a huge ice-block, and embedded in the ice-block is a hammer attached to a string. His plan is that the sun will melt the ice causing the hammer to swing towards the nail driving it through his head.

The bunny 9 

The bunny 9 is a sex position we’re a girl bounces on your cock like a bunny for 9 minutes and after that her pussy bleeds for 9 minutes
I am attempting The bunny 9 today with my gf
The bunny 9 by Brendan haith November 9, 2020

The Bunny Sniffer 

A female in her 20's from the Pittsburgh area who flooded the Pittsburgh Craigslist about her dutch rabbit name Oreo. She claimed her rabbit smelled wonderful, like fresh moss. She is noted to off sniffed the rabbits anal area also.
"Oh no, not another The Bunny Sniffer post."
The Bunny Sniffer by cherrypiez October 14, 2008

whose the bunny?

This is a request for information as to who is the target for an attack or killing.
whose the bunny? by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2020

skin the bunny 

fun phrase said when yout take off your kids clothes for a bath or they need a change. refers to cutting & pulling the fur off a dead rabbit.
It's bath time, honey. skin the bunny
skin the bunny by dwass51 July 30, 2009

hopping down the bunny trail 

To be so heavily under the influence of a psychedelic or dissociative substance that you are unable to distinguish normal reality from the magical reality that has taken hold of your mind. Seeing pixelated kaleidoscopic patterns in the carpet, being afraid to open the freezer because you're afraid that the fishsticks will attack you, and the ability to talk to squirrels are some sure signs that you're hopping down the bunny trail.
That PCP I had last week really had me hopping down the bunny trail.