The Bane 

Halfway through sexual activities, you get up and turn the light off.

After waiting a few seconds, you ask the girl whether she can see you.

When she replies 'no', you proceed to say

"that's because you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it" as you swiftly shit into your hand, and launch it in her face

"We tried to mix it up last night, did The Bane, ended my 5 year marriage"

The Bane by TheBaneMaster May 17, 2014

The Bane 

The Bane is a sexual move where the recieving partner is removed at the moment of climax and swiftly lifted and brought down upon a knee to break their spine. The partner is then thrown into a pit with a victory cry and told to watch as the city they love is ruined before them.

"This bitch was being too noisy last night so I gave her The Bane."
"Harsh, bro. That takes five months to recover from. Minimum."

The Bane by DadsDicklesonsEiffleTower July 4, 2016

The Bane 

Thats when you fuck a girl standing up and when you're done fucking. You lift her up above your head and drop her into your knee and break her back

"Oh she's in the hospital because they got kinky and tried "The Bane".

The Bane by TentacleImpregnationCompilatio September 2, 2016

the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.

Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.

the bane of my existence by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015

the bane of my existence

when something is the the center of your life, or the thing you strive for the most in life.

that adorable pair of shoes at the mall are the bane of my existence.

the bane of my existence by morganosaur March 24, 2012

zane the bane

Originating from the mystical realms of Egypt, Zane the bane, a mystifying urban legend, has captivated the collective imagination of urban folklore enthusiasts. Whispers of his enigmatic presence weave through the fabric of cityscape narratives, casting an ethereal veil over the metropolis. It is said that Zane, an elusive figure draped in shadows, emerges at the intersection of twilight and the city's heartbeat. His purported malevolence, shrouded in ambiguity, fuels a tapestry of chilling anecdotes passed down through generations. Allegedly, encounters with Zane are accompanied by an eerie symphony of whispered warnings, imparting cryptic prophecies that linger in the minds of those who dare to delve into the labyrinthine lore surrounding this enigmatic specter. Whether an elaborate fabrication or a spectral manifestation, Zane the Bane persists as a lexical relic, woven into the intricate narrative tapestry of urban mythos.

As night falls, Zane the Bane whispers ancient Egyptian curses.

zane the bane by Producile February 14, 2024

Zane the bane

Originating from the mystical realms of Egypt, Zane the bane, a mystifying urban legend, has captivated the collective imagination of urban folklore enthusiasts. Whispers of his enigmatic presence weave through the fabric of cityscape narratives, casting an ethereal veil over the metropolis. It is said that Zane, an elusive figure draped in shadows, emerges at the intersection of twilight and the city's heartbeat. His purported malevolence, shrouded in ambiguity, fuels a tapestry of chilling anecdotes passed down through generations. Allegedly, encounters with Zane are accompanied by an eerie symphony of whispered warnings, imparting cryptic prophecies that linger in the minds of those who dare to delve into the labyrinthine lore surrounding this enigmatic specter. Whether an elaborate fabrication or a spectral manifestation, Zane the Bane persists as a lexical relic, woven into the intricate narrative tapestry of urban mythos.

As night falls, Zane the bane whispers ancient Egyptian curses.

Zane the bane by Producile February 14, 2024