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The Angry 

those who dont believe in religion and are constantly pushed or judged by those who "believe." those who do all of the work and end up getting payed less than they should or are forced to give others the credit. the ones judged in school for being different.
The angry kid in the corner, with a cigarette in his left hand and flipping off the world with his right hand
The Angry by The Angry October 23, 2011
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The Angry Strauss 

When a guy sticks their violin bow in their partner's ass and cums in their mouth.
"Dude, why does your violin bow smell like shit?" "Cause I gave my girl the Angry Strauss last night."
The Angry Strauss by I'll Be Bach August 30, 2009

The angry hurricane 

Putting hot sauce on a girls vagina then eating her out
Yo Kris gave that girl the angry hurricane. Damn that bitch must be hurtin

the angry ape 

The angry ape is a complicated and twisted sexual act; it requires a willing man and a sometimes unwilling dwarf, midget, or downie. To complete this unimaginable deed, one first probes the female's vagina with both fists in the doggy style position, and then proceeds to insert the hard on into the anus, whether it is clean or dirty, shaven or hairy. Once in this position, the male has entered the hunched-over ape stance that gives this act its name, and only needs to proceed with fucking both the anus with the erect penis and the vagina with the fists. While doing the female, it is a requirement but usually a side effect to make inhumane apelike noises. Once orgasm has been attained, discarding of the female to the proper trash receptacle is recommended.
"Hey Chris, why are you dragging a midgetted downie to the trash can?"
"I just did the angry ape... and don't worry Matt, i recycle."
the angry ape by GMW and CJM October 24, 2006

THE ANGRY CAVEMAN 

WHEN YOU RUB A5-35 ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN YOUR PARTNER'S ASS MAKING HER GRUNT AND WALK ON ALL FOURS
"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"

The Angry Ryan

When a girl performing oral sex on a man grabs a handfull of pubic hair and rips it out as soon as the man reaches climax, she then spits the load into the handfull of pubic hair and sticks it between the eyebrows of the man who is now doubled over in pain giving him the appearance of having a frowning unibrow
"Hey Dude! why are you looking so angry?" asked Jim

"I'm not, My girlfriend gave me "The Angry Ryan" last night and I havn't had time to wash my face yet" replied Dan

The angry dome 

A small, transparent and non-soundproof dome fixed on top of the Planet Express building in Futurama. Only ever seen in one scene in one episode, Professor Fansworth (supposedly) often goes in there to let off some steam. A truly pointless invention.
"If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome."
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