10 definitions by DartmouthInDaHouse
Yo dude!! My buddy Jeremy's wife is really hot but she has a lot of Puss Moss. I said fuck it and banged her anyway.
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 22, 2009
When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.
Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009
THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED
"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."
" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
WHEN YOU RUB A5-35 ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN YOUR PARTNER'S ASS MAKING HER GRUNT AND WALK ON ALL FOURS
"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
The suspicious gate that a woman has at the back of her throat that stops a man's semen from going down her throat during oral sex.
by DartmouthInDaHouse September 1, 2009
by DartmouthInDaHouse November 16, 2011
WHEN YOU GET A GIRL SO DRUNK THAT SHE SHITS HERSELF WHILE STANDING UP. THE SHIT RUNS INTO HER HAIRY PUSSY RESEMBLING A DIRTY YETI
YO' DUDE! I GOT THIS GIRL SO WASTED THAT SHE GAVE HERSELF THE MUDDY YETI " IT WAS FUCKIN' SICK BUT I BANGED HER ANYWAY
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009