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Definitions by DartmouthInDaHouse

When you masturbate to a woman's picture and shortly after find out she is deceased
Yo dude my Buddy Craig is a deadbeat. He whacked off to a picture of my dead Aunt Freda!
Deadbeat by dartmouthindahouse November 16, 2011

The Irish Waterfall

When you take out a person's glass eye and shoot your load in the empty socket creating a waterfall of cum from her nose and mouth
"Yo dude, we got drunk last night and picked up this gross bitch who had a glass eye. Ryan thought it would be funny to give her The Irish Waterfall, so he did. It was solid!!"

"Craig has an infatuation with The Irish Waterfall, I think his boyfriend likes it!!"

The Iron Curtain 

The suspicious gate that a woman has at the back of her throat that stops a man's semen from going down her throat during oral sex.
"Yo dude, my wife gave me the The Iron Curtain last night. She spewed seed all over the place!"

HAIRSHOE 

WHEN A WOMAN HAS BEEN STRIPPED OF HER CLOTHING AND YOU DISCOVER A LARGE PATCH OF HAIR IN THE SHAPE OF A HORSESHOE RUNNING FROM BENEATH HER BREASTS DOWN TO HER VAGINAL AREA AND UP HER BACK.
Yo dude, i picked up this chick in a bar the other night and when I got her home I discovered a HAIRSHOE. It was fucking sick but I went down on her anyway!!
HAIRSHOE by DartmouthInDaHouse June 22, 2009

Puss Moss 

This results from years of a woman neglecting to shave or phsically take care of her pubic area.
Yo dude!! My buddy Jeremy's wife is really hot but she has a lot of Puss Moss. I said fuck it and banged her anyway.

THE MUDDY YETI

WHEN YOU GET A GIRL SO DRUNK THAT SHE SHITS HERSELF WHILE STANDING UP. THE SHIT RUNS INTO HER HAIRY PUSSY RESEMBLING A DIRTY YETI
YO' DUDE! I GOT THIS GIRL SO WASTED THAT SHE GAVE HERSELF THE MUDDY YETI " IT WAS FUCKIN' SICK BUT I BANGED HER ANYWAY

THE HENRI FONDA 

THE ART OF OLD MEN PULLING THEIR OLD WRINKLED SCROTUM'S FULLY OVER A WOMAN'S FACE
"YO DUDE!" MY DAD WENT TO A SENIOR'S DANCE AND GAVE SOME OLD HO' THE HENRI FONDA. THE BITCH NEVER SAW IT COMIN'"