THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED
"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."
" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 09, 2009
WHEN YOU RUB A5-35 ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN YOUR PARTNER'S ASS MAKING HER GRUNT AND WALK ON ALL FOURS
"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 09, 2009
When you take out a person's glass eye and shoot your load in the empty socket creating a waterfall of cum from her nose and mouth
"Yo dude, we got drunk last night and picked up this gross bitch who had a glass eye. Ryan thought it would be funny to give her The Irish Waterfall, so he did. It was solid!!"
"Craig has an infatuation with The Irish Waterfall, I think his boyfriend likes it!!"
"Craig has an infatuation with The Irish Waterfall, I think his boyfriend likes it!!"
by DartmouthInDaHouse September 03, 2009
"YO DUDE!" MY DAD WENT TO A SENIOR'S DANCE AND GAVE SOME OLD HO' THE HENRI FONDA. THE BITCH NEVER SAW IT COMIN'"
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 09, 2009
WHEN A WOMAN HAS BEEN STRIPPED OF HER CLOTHING AND YOU DISCOVER A LARGE PATCH OF HAIR IN THE SHAPE OF A HORSESHOE RUNNING FROM BENEATH HER BREASTS DOWN TO HER VAGINAL AREA AND UP HER BACK.
Yo dude, i picked up this chick in a bar the other night and when I got her home I discovered a HAIRSHOE. It was fucking sick but I went down on her anyway!!
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 22, 2009
WHEN YOU GET A GIRL SO DRUNK THAT SHE SHITS HERSELF WHILE STANDING UP. THE SHIT RUNS INTO HER HAIRY PUSSY RESEMBLING A DIRTY YETI
YO' DUDE! I GOT THIS GIRL SO WASTED THAT SHE GAVE HERSELF THE MUDDY YETI " IT WAS FUCKIN' SICK BUT I BANGED HER ANYWAY
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 09, 2009
Yo dude!! My buddy Jeremy's wife is really hot but she has a lot of Puss Moss. I said fuck it and banged her anyway.
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 22, 2009