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The Audition 

The best band to hit chicago in a while. Who recently got signed to Victory records
The Audition by Jordan April 3, 2005

auditioning the finger puppets 

To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.
I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.

After the Flash Addiction

Addiction to the game known to the roleplay game filled with furries known as "After The Flash"
"Yo Jack, You know Grace? Shes got diagnosed with After the Flash Addiction!"

addiction to the knife 

An obsession with or addiction to cosmetic surgery (medically necessary surgery, reconstructive surgery and single uses of cosmetic surgery don't usually qualify). "The knife" in this case refers to the scalpels associated with this sort of surgery.
It's sad that so many celebrities today have an addiction to the knife.

Additions to the Dude Code 

I. When sending a pornographic link over IM, appropriately tag it sfw or nsfw.

II. Never admit to a dude's chick the existence of the dude's porn collection.

III. When you lend a dude's chick some money, the dude is responsible for reimbursement, even after he breaks up with the chick.

IV. If you're ever so lucky to find nudie pictures of a dude's hot girlfriend, you are obliged by the Dude Code to, in all discretion, share them with other dudes. (note: via e-mail or IM only!)
No example for additions to the Dude Code.

Doctor Sparta's RX Compliments Travis Scotts' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company 

Doctor Sparta's RX Compliments Travis Scotts' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company
Doctor Sparta's RX Compliments Travis Scotts' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company