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hinjew

A person of half-jew half-hindu descent; that is, someone who always disappoints their mother no matter how many times they reincarnate.
Zeev from the Guild is a hinjew.
by crabbadon March 12, 2011
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the whites

Much like the blues, but more middle-class and privileged. Essentially a synonym for middle-class guilt.
Ooooh, I ain't got the blues... I've got those "The Big Issue is terribly noble... but the homeless are putting off tourists" New Labour middle-class whites.
~Fascinating Aida, the whites
by crabbadon March 5, 2011
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addiction to the knife

An obsession with or addiction to cosmetic surgery (medically necessary surgery, reconstructive surgery and single uses of cosmetic surgery don't usually qualify). "The knife" in this case refers to the scalpels associated with this sort of surgery.
It's sad that so many celebrities today have an addiction to the knife.
by crabbadon August 22, 2010
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houseboy

In the mainly gay, mainly fetish and leather community, someone who 'keeps house' in exchange for bed and board, often with a sexual and/or D/s relationship attached. Compare sugar daddy.
Pat noticed his houseboy hadn't done
by crabbadon August 8, 2010
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Freudian penis

When you say one thing, but mean your mother.
- He was wearing this apron that said kiss the cock, and -

- Kiss the cock? Was that a freudian penis?
by crabbadon January 25, 2010
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titpig

Gay male slang, especially BDSM: a man who is especially aroused by nipple stimulation or pain.
God, John's such a titpig, Look at him get hard over those nipple clamps
by crabbadon April 18, 2009
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xtian

An abbreviation of Christian. Purported to have any number of derivations, such as from Latin, or because the letter resembles a cross, but the actual origin is from the greek letter beginning his name, chi, which is written similar to x.
Many conservative xtians, especially in the Catholic church, are against abortion, while some liberal xtians feel that the quality of life is more important than its sanctity.
by crabbadon March 5, 2009
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