crabbadon's definitions

Freudian penis

When you say one thing, but mean your mother.

- He was wearing this apron that said kiss the cock, and -

- Kiss the cock? Was that a freudian penis?

by crabbadon January 25, 2010

houseboy

In the mainly gay, mainly fetish and leather community, someone who 'keeps house' in exchange for bed and board, often with a sexual and/or D/s relationship attached. Compare sugar daddy.

Pat noticed his houseboy hadn't done

by crabbadon August 8, 2010

addiction to the knife

An obsession with or addiction to cosmetic surgery (medically necessary surgery, reconstructive surgery and single uses of cosmetic surgery don't usually qualify). "The knife" in this case refers to the scalpels associated with this sort of surgery.

It's sad that so many celebrities today have an addiction to the knife.

by crabbadon August 22, 2010

titpig

Gay male slang, especially BDSM: a man who is especially aroused by nipple stimulation or pain.

God, John's such a titpig, Look at him get hard over those nipple clamps

by crabbadon April 18, 2009

soft psyche

A cheery, laid-back kind of music, supposedly derived from the much harsher genre of psyche (a punk subgenre), supposed to recreate the experience of hallucinogenic (psychadelic) drugs, though it has closer links to country. Mostly an extinct genre, popular during flower power.

The Free Design was a soft psyche group

by crabbadon March 3, 2006

Arse fez

(lit.) anal hair, used as expletive. Comes from populat cartoon weebl and bob

I dropped my pen, arse fez!

by crabbadon September 22, 2006

pagan

Often used to refer to non-Christian religions, non-Abrahamic religions or religions outside the major world religions, the better common usage is to refer to any nature-based religion, or native European religion.

However, the proper usage refers to the earth-worshipping, largely matriarchal religions of pre-Christian eastern celtic Europe (applied to modern revivals of these religions such as the Cult of the Goddess, Wicca or Druidry, it is properly neopagan), and distinguishes these from the Northern and Easter European beliefs such as Asatru or Germanic Heathenism, which are properly heathen.

Ancient Druidry is a good example of a pagan faith

by crabbadon March 22, 2007