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by Jordan April 3, 2005
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A sick and twisted Japanese film indeed. Mind that it is horror/thriller.

A movie where eating someone's 'vomit' is fucking possible. Even in real life.
Want to see someone lapping over someone's vomit? See "Audition".
by Pleakley May 3, 2005
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1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
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Auditing is a form of public scrutiny where individuals openly film locations, typically places of work, using their legal right to film in public spaces. Auditors aim to test the adherence of security personnel, law enforcement officers, and company employees to the law and regulations governing the right to film in public. By documenting and sharing their experiences, auditors can draw attention to potential abuses of power, promote transparency, and hold authorities accountable for their actions.
"Yo, what's up guys, it's AB (Auditing Britain). We are outside Lewisham Police Station and going to audit them."

"Are you auditing sir?"
by Auditing Britain's based April 28, 2023
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Audit is a ceasers english word and it is a stem for Audi which means hear
I Audit everything around me
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Short for "I'd do it". Meaning, you would have sex with person in question.
Guy 1: "Look at that fine chick!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, audit"
by Mellie May 17, 2003
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The final, desperate attempt to overturn the election. A review of the 2.1 million ballots cast in Maricopa County during the 2020 presidential election, commissioned by Republican state senators and intended to lead to the August reinstatement of Donald Trump as president.

Conducted by a company actually named Cyber Ninjas, with no experience auditing election results and led by a man who has repeated wild conspiracy theories about election fraud - the "audit" clutched at every fictitious straw and shard of bamboo. The funding - $5.7 million from outside, conservative sources -- cast some slight doubt on its credibility.

"Does everybody understand that the 2020 election was a total disgrace?" Trump recently asked, with odd candor and unintended honesty.
In later years, the phrase "Arizona audit" would come to signify the hopeless desperation of tragic losers everywhere, yearning to turn their lives around.
by Monkey's Dad August 23, 2021
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