The Watermelons

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The Watermelons are a four piece indie pop band from west sussex

wuu2 man?
nm probably go see the watermelons tonight
i hear they're great!
love their tune dance strange together

The Watermelons by musicman798 February 19, 2012

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Eat the watermelon

To give oral sex to a girl. To perform cunnilingus. To eat the sweet, wet, fruit of the female sex.

Ramzi won't eat the watermelon.

I totally want to eat your watermelon, baby!

Eat the watermelon by nicommp December 3, 2010

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coco and stuff the watermelon

when your having sex and you use your ball sweat to lubricate a watermelon and then stuff it into an asshole while shoving it deeper with your dick

coco and stuff the watermelon please in my ass

coco and stuff the watermelon by ilumanati March 6, 2018

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what the watermelon

same meaning as what the heck but for all the OGs and lit kids

what the watermelon jacob?! that is my meatball!

what the watermelon by lil meep December 14, 2018

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Knife the watermelon

A task so easy that even 9 year olds playing COD could do it.

Student 1:Wow that quiz was easy
Student 2:Yeah it was almost like having to Knife the watermelon

Student 1:What?

Knife the watermelon by Tyf555 March 16, 2021

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knifed the watermelon

When you titfuck a bitch so hard it hurts. Other uses - knifing the watermelon, knife the watermelon.

I took it easy on her at first, then I totally knifed the watermelon.

knifed the watermelon by Yinka Diop December 13, 2007

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The Watermelon Pass

The pass that Ross Chastain did at Martinsville 2022

Me: "Did Ross just do The Watermelon Pass?!"

The Watermelon Pass by CirleGuy January 21, 2023

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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