The Watermelons

The Watermelons are a four piece indie pop band from west sussex

wuu2 man?
nm probably go see the watermelons tonight
i hear they're great!
love their tune dance strange together

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Eat the watermelon

To give oral sex to a girl. To perform cunnilingus. To eat the sweet, wet, fruit of the female sex.

Ramzi won't eat the watermelon.

I totally want to eat your watermelon, baby!

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when your having sex and you use your ball sweat to lubricate a watermelon and then stuff it into an asshole while shoving it deeper with your dick

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same meaning as what the heck but for all the OGs and lit kids

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A task so easy that even 9 year olds playing COD could do it.

Student 1:Wow that quiz was easy
Student 2:Yeah it was almost like having to Knife the watermelon

Student 1:What?

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When you titfuck a bitch so hard it hurts. Other uses - knifing the watermelon, knife the watermelon.

I took it easy on her at first, then I totally knifed the watermelon.

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Me: "Did Ross just do The Watermelon Pass?!"

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