The Tele 

Hotel, Motel

1. An establishment that provides paid lodging on a short-term basis.
Generally used for the distribution and sale of drugs or engaging in sexual activity, sometimes prostitution.

2. Nickname for Brantford, Ontario. For the prevalence of illicit drug use and promiscuousness of the lower income population. Brantford is also known as the "Telephone City". Former city resident Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone in Tutela Heights, Brantford.

These mans are tryna' fawad me to tha' tele. Tryna' battry' me? Are you dumb? I'm not a hoe.

I'm going home to the tele to pick up this bitty I used to bang in the BCI stairwell.

The Tele by Goldenrodzen August 4, 2018

The Tele-Tickle 

When someone tickles your asshole with his/her tongue.

If you're feeling adventurous I highly recommend you try the Tele-Tickle.

The Tele-Tickle by Bezerkley & Abbilicious July 13, 2016

tele-spankin' the monkey 

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.

You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.

tele-spankin' the monkey by Three Beers April 10, 2009

The Telephone 

When you put a thumb in her butt and a pinky in her vagina using one hand, keeping the middle 3 fingers in a fist.

She gave me the phone signal at the bar and I gave her the telephone the next day.

The Telephone by ThePhoneHandler March 23, 2017

The Telegram 

armed forces term referring to the telegram received by a family member informing them about the death of their relative during active service

"Mackall squinted ahead, trying to see whatever enemy vehicle the helicopters missed. It didn't have to be a vehicle. It just could be three guys with a missile launcher, and Mrs. Mackall would get The Telegram, regretting to inform her that her son . . . " - from Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy

The Telegram by pseudok May 23, 2010

the telescope 

when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.

"Dude i had such a massive bone on the bus that i had to do a telescope!"

the telescope by vANis November 24, 2003

Skinny Eater on the Telephone 

adverb-- Someone who calls many times a day for short conversation. Just like a skinny person eating 6 small meals a day and no large meals.

Karen is such a skinny eater on the telephone.

Skinny Eater on the Telephone by Zula Queen of the Dwarf People July 6, 2010