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The Teleprompter is performed by imagining another sexual partner during intercourse. To pull of the teleprompter successfully, you repeatedly say the wrong name and lines during sex.
(Chet and Mary having sex)

Chet: Ohh that's right Ashley!
Chet: Today I went to dinner and then suck me off
Mary: What?
Chet: Shut up Maggie
by Ted Palansky April 18, 2005
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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