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The Smooth 

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A noun used in place of the word "Iron."
EMT: What happened to your face man?

Patient: My old lady came home from work early an caught me in the sack with another girl, then she hit me wit The Smooth.

EMT: The smooth?

Patient: Yea you know, The Smooth. The thing you use to smooth out the clothes with.
The Smooth by Getdown Gary June 28, 2008
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The smooth taste of NEO 

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When a Little Sponge transfers your essence into a disk and you become a BIG SHOT
"YOU WON'T FIND HIGHER ATTACK AND DEFENSE ANYWHERE ELSE!!! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF NEO "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE PAIN"

The Smooth Polak 

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the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.
An example of The Smooth Polak would be Robert Ambrozy.

The Smooth Cheddar Attack

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A sexual instance wherein the penetrating party - while in doggie style position- abruptly and unexpectedly dispenses easy cheese into the anus of the recipient while simultaneously having intercourse with the vagina. It is often encouraged to punch the female in the face afterwards as an assertion of dominance.
Hey man wtf I'm tryin to munch on these crackers; where's my easy cheese?

About that yo, you remember Helga? She came over last night and I ended up giving her the smooth cheddar attack, complete with a punch to the face.

The Smooth Criminal 

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When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.
“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.
The Smooth Criminal by anon415 February 4, 2023

get the smooth off 

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v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.
John bought a new car, but he let Shirley get the smooth off by driving it first.
get the smooth off by etymographer October 25, 2006

Put the Smooth On

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The effect to one's self when leisurely consuming an alcoholic beverage. Beverages with higher alcohol content hasten this process.
That Rusty Nail really put the smooth on me.
Put the Smooth On by meestatom August 9, 2012
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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