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the skin fic
a disgusting fanfiction written for the pairing of dan howell and phil lester (phan) in which phil gets a sunburn and dan then proceeds to eat phil's skin and give him a handjob
"So I heard Dan and Phil read the skin fic in their new video. They were so grossed out, they didn't finish it."
"I bet it's nasty."
"I bet it's nasty."
the skin fic by XxXsuppertrekkXxX November 19, 2013
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The Skin Grab
When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.
*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.
Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky
*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.
Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky
Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?
Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.
Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.
The Skin Grab by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020
rip the skin
Something which can happen if a man pulls on his dick too hard.
Ripping the skin can be avoided by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Ripping the skin can be avoided by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all. It gets bigger when I pull on it; sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin!
Guy B: My daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Would you show me?
Guy B: I'd be right happy to!
Guy B: My daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Would you show me?
Guy B: I'd be right happy to!
rip the skin by bonespook November 8, 2019
suck the skin off a frozen chicken
the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.
Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.
suck the skin off a frozen chicken by jjrubadub April 18, 2010
by the skin of your teeth
by the skin of your teeth by pablonguyen6694 January 2, 2018
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