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When one of your close friends goes as far as calling your mother a two cent bulgarian cum guzziling whore. Also, if the attacker calling your mother such a name has damp hair or a finger nail previously cut you can reverse the verbal attack by saying, "Pleezygozzie"or "Shiggida-wiggada-the nose" either one of these will act as a complete reversal to the argument. A good finishing attack would be to say "you got served" or something similar. Also "You got sizzerved my nizzerved".
Chad: Your mama is one narrow biatch.
Joey: (smells the freshly cut fingernails) You like the pleezygozzie up in here, yo.
Chad: wait fo yo man..
Joey: Yeah Yea in the hood, you got sizzzzzzzzzzzerved haha fo sho!
narrow by Kkasak YC Krew September 17, 2004
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Narrow ass 

An individual who lacks experience, maturity and/or or is deemed wanting. Especially children.
When the street lights come on you better get your narrow ass in the house!
Narrow ass by DiddyBlock August 24, 2015

narrow urethra 

A curse upon mankind. Only known victim of this curse so far is Hank Hill.
Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to take a piss, and his chances of impregnating someone is extremely low.
narrow urethra by Deathgrind > you October 6, 2007

Narrow Q 

When you just kinda look and act like a rapist
Narrow Q by King Tmec July 26, 2016

narrow mindedness 

1. To be unable to see all sides of the situation or idea.

2. To be naive and unable to accept true facts proven by greater men.
Dan: Hey Nick, Canada's money is worth more than American.
Nick: Nahhh, Nahh... you're wrong, Canada is monopoly money.
Dan: Aite nick you have narrow mindedness, I get a Tally.
narrow mindedness by DK October 16, 2007

Narrow boating 

The noble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl's tight canal before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windlass.
I've just returned from a narrow boating holiday in Ibiza. God my cock is sore from shagging ten virgins in one night!
Narrow boating by jimbojacks December 31, 2009

narrow minded 

a person who does not want to hear the other side of the argument. But in our postmodern world people accuse anyone who has firm beliefs of being narrow minded.
You'll hear alot of people say ' Christians are narrow minded people '. But the funny thing is these same people are themselves narrow minded and bigoted and intolerant ( there's a popular one )of Christianity. They contradict themselves.
narrow minded by Brian L. March 27, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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