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The Shpits

Morphological blend of "shit" and "the pits." Depressed or disappointed feeling after trying and failing to take a dumb, as a result of constipation or other gastronomical fucked-up-edness.
dude, I had a monster dump brewing, and now all I have is the shpits...
by FearTheModerator January 21, 2009
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aint with the shits

basically means you aren't down with something
bruh try this lean!
nah man i aint with the shits
by dustybelle January 21, 2017
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have the shits

To have diarrhea. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid form.

It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom for number two.
Poor Mary, she has the shits.
My cat had the shits last night.
I think I have the shits.
by NAjA November 26, 2013
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So With The Shits

*dude dancing to a song*
spectator- “Why’s he so with the shits?”
by .Lazarus January 2, 2020
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With the shits

Chicago term. It means the opposite of lacking. To be "with the shits" means to be in direct possession of enough of physical protection for the amount of illegal merchandise (work) you are currently attempting to move. On the South Side of Chicago, holding any amount of work requires at least a sidearm; larger amounts of work call for additional crew members and more guns. If another crew is able to take your merchandise by force then you are lacking and are not at all with the shits. Popularized by many Chicago rappers, perhaps most notably by Fredo Santana on his track "My Lil Niggaz".

Outside of Chicago, the term has loosely come to mean simply a willingness to engage the types of illegal activities commonly discussed in popular hip hop music. If you're actually in Chicago, however, it's important that the original definition be observed at all times. You absolutely do not want to get caught lacking in the field.
Real Chicago Hood Nigga #1: Say bruh, ain't you afraid of getting run up on by the opps?
Real Chicago Hood Nigga #2: Who, me? Hell nah, fuck them pussy ass niggas, my lil niggas with the shits bruh. Shit... I wish they would try to run up, fuck around and get they whole crew taken out, homie we don't play.
by robo042 September 13, 2016
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Off the shits

Short term is OTS, This means a person is either high drunk or rolling. Rolling is the slang term for high on a pill. Originated in Chicago but now known wide because of a rap group known as GBE.
Just smoked a thoint i'm off the shits

This flat got me off the shits

Sippin on this hen i'm off the shits
by ChicagoNative February 11, 2013
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The shits of it

The state of being totally over something.
I totally need to move out of this backward town...I have the shits of it!
by timmy leary September 25, 2010
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