Definitions by NAjA

have the shits 

To have diarrhea. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid form.

It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom for number two.

Poor Mary, she has the shits.
My cat had the shits last night.
I think I have the shits.

have the shits by NAjA November 26, 2013

fluff 

1. A kind of fanfic which has a happy ending or generally happy content, rather than smut (pornography) or angst (sad stuff).

'I wrote some fluff' OR 'that fic had a lot of fluff in it.'

fluff by Naja May 27, 2006