The shit toast is a noun used to describe something excellent or awesome, typically bodacious, but always impressive.
Dave: Here's the money I owe you, and I brought you a case of beer to apologize.
Andy: Dave, you are the shit toast!
Andy: Dave, you are the shit toast!
by CabDriver August 1, 2009
Get the The Shit Toast mug.1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.
person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!
by OhShizleIzleGar May 10, 2011
Get the PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER mug.A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.
"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."
Refers to when things are not going your way.
"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."
Refers to when things are not going your way.
This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.
The beer tastes like shit.
The beer tastes like shit.
by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012
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