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the shape of water 

A movie by Guillermo Del Toro, that contrary to popular belief, is not a charming documentary about lakes and other bodies of water, but about fish-monster/human sex.
Person 1: Have you seen The Shape of Water? Person 2: Yeah! It's about lakes, right? Person 1: Nah man, it's just fish sex.
the shape of water by jeh21 March 12, 2018

The Shape Of Punk To Come 

Final album released by harcore heroes Refused.
Unfortunatley,The Shape Of Punk To Come was NOT the shape of punk to come,more the shape of post-hardcore to come.
If everybody had bought Refused instead of Good Charlotte we would live in a better world right now.
Or at least the music would be better.
And I wouldn't have to listen to the all american rejects every time I turn on MTV.
In fact,if Refused had got their way,there wouldn't even BE an MTV any more.
"Holy crap,have you heard The Shape Of Punk To Come?"
"Yes. It's was so good,I was cumming out of my ears."

the shape ae a table 

scottish term to describe the act of being on one's hands and knees in an extremely drunken state.
'that cunt's gonny come hame the shape ae a table.'

The Shape Sorter 

When someone inserts a variety of hollow shapes into their anus and holds it there. Their partner then has to guess the correct shapes dildo to achieve anal penetration
Dude, we were doing the shape sorter last night andshe was trying to peg the crap outta me last night but I just kept on blocking her with the star shape.

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

The Colour and the Shape

A masterpiece created by Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters. With flawless and amazing songs like Everlong, My Hero, Monkey Wrench, and Hey, Johnny Park!
This is a great CD, great from track 1 to 12.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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