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Nikoli the Sex god

This is always a Nikoli or Nicholas. He makes an amazing friend and fantastic lover. He knows exactly how to please a woman. Usually with deep thick strokes. He has made women almost pass out from pleasure. He has many women that want his attention, but he is very selective. You have to earn his attention.
Nikoli the Sex god made me scream last night.
Nikoli the Sex god by Loora September 2, 2020

Nikoli the Sex god

A guy named Nikoli or Nicholas that knows exactly how to please a woman. He makes an amazing friend and the best lover you could pray for. He knows exactly how to make you cum over and over again. He is wanted by many, but chooses his goddesses carefully. You have to earn his attention.
Nikoli the Sex god made me scream last night.
Nikoli the Sex god by Loora September 2, 2020

The Sex Gods 

The Sex Gods are magical beings.They all have a majesticly long dick of 50 inches, which can extend to 1,000. with one mighty cock slap he can overcum anything he touches, and is immune to STDS. There are currently 4 existing sex gods, with the names, Kian, Finn, Fernando, and John.
Damn you guys are like the sex gods!!!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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