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The Senior Sixty 

The ultimate pre gaming for the notorious freshman fifteen.
Dave: Dude have you seen Alans sister recently? She put on a lot of weight before college.

Ron: Yeah man, forget the freshman fifteen, she went full send on the senior sixty!
The Senior Sixty by GT_v1 March 1, 2018

The Senior Citizen 

When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yourself so that it feels like an 85 year old is doing in. Can also be combined with the Stranger, The Danger Stranger, the Reverse or French-Grip, and can also be used with your significant other.
Oh man, I gave myself The Senior Citizen last night, and today I feel like I should eat some tapioca pudding, get in my Buick and drive slow in the high speed lane, or yell at kids to stay off my lawn.

I just gave myself The Senior Citizen and now I feel like playing Bingo.
The Senior Citizen by ChaSin78 February 21, 2009

The Senior Itch 

When you get herpes from a senior or when you have an incredible craving to have sex with a senior.
Paul:Man did you see that senior? I wouldn't mind if I got The Senior Itch from her.

Josh: Man I got a real bad Senior Itch. (This is the second definition of it)
The Senior Itch by jrbro October 16, 2012

Slip Her The Senior D 

1. When a senior (usually highschool) has some form of sexual intercourse with a female of a lower grade (Junior, Sophomore, Freshman)
"Ashley wants me dude. I'm gonna slip her the senior d. Yeah I realize she's only a freshman but don't worry about that."

The Senior NCO 

When you get a man in the mood and confirm he has a raging hard-on, then swipe his phone quickly and call his grandparents on speakerphone. He then has to talk to his grandma/grandpa with a boner.
"I can't call my Papa Ortiz back after that ol' homeless lady gave me The Senior NCO!"

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release