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The Ryland 

When the man sticks his penis in the bell hole of and oboe and the woman shoves the reed on the other end in her butt. Upon farting it creates a sound which, assuming the man is an oboist, can be used as the air source which the man fingers with the keys, creating beautiful music. The wind of the farts on the oboist penis causes him to cum in the oboe.
Little chunks of poo and cum splattered out of Luna's oboe during the spring concert, the result of him and Mia doing The Ryland passionately, painting his sheet music.
The Ryland by J.S.B. April 16, 2025
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The Ryandude Effect 

its when you play a competitive game and you get addicted to it thus waiting all your money on cosmetics.
dad: are you winning son?
ryan: i want to buy the renegade trooper
dad: what is that
dad: the ryandude effect?

The Roland Drumroll

This is when a female is laying on her back and a man stratles her with his gouche region on her mouth. From here, the man lifts his erect penis in to the air, and flicks it onto the forehead of the female. If done properly, the penis should bounce upward with force. You can repeat quickly so it makes the sound of a snare drum, or go in a slow beating motion until there is red marks upon the forehead.
"Yo bra, my bitch was actin' up so I wiped out my manhood and gave her a The Roland Drumroll."

Rylan-the annoying version 

A guy that gets all the girls and if your on his bad side he thinks he is tougher than you
Boy1- wow look at Rylan-the annoying version he is a show off
Boy2- soo true rylan sucks at everything.

Therslande 

A girl who is super pretty and thick, she is obsessed with her self, she love wearing pink, pink is her favorite store
Therslande is so pretty
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026