The Romney 

The act of sexual depravity that occurs when Mitt Romney both sucks a man's dick and fucks him in the ass at the same time.

Hey guys, I've been having a bad day, the Democrats just killed us again in another election. Would someone mind giving me "The Romney" to brighten my spirits?

The Romney by M.rom.awesome April 6, 2015

The Mitt Romney 

The Mitt Romney: (Verb)

1) Sexual intercourse wherein one's partner becomes highly self conscious and overly accommodating often resulting in heavy perspiration and multiple position changes usually preceding an anti-climatic finish. Phrases such as "Is this okay with you?" or "am I doing ok, would you like to try something different?" are symptomatic of this condition.

2) The residual transfer of synthetic tanning solution from one partner to another, also known as "the Romney hickey."

Todd was excited to attempt the 'flying lotus' position he learned in the kama sutra but it quickly turned into 'The Mitt Romney' after he sweated all over me, slipped off the kitchen counter and twisted his ankle.

The Mitt Romney by the sunless tanner September 12, 2011

The Mitt Romney 

When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.

I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'

I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.

My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.

The Mitt Romney by RoyCoup November 14, 2012

the rodney special

When a meat cutter/butcher constantly messes up simple retail cuts, such as leaving the roundbone in on a cross rib steak, or de-boning braising ribs.

-"What the hell are these roundbones doing in the cross rib steaks?"
-"Thats what i like to call the rodney special"

the rodney special by Meire February 16, 2007

the rodney 

drunkenly dry humping girl's ass while girl has lounge pants on, cumming on girls ass (with her pants still on), dont tell her, falling asleep, waking up next morning to see same girl sitting at computer desk typing away while wearing same pants, laugh at her, walk out without saying a word

Dude, did you just give her the rodney? Her ass is all stained!!!

the rodney by 406 December 24, 2004

Took it in the Rodney 

Getting bent over and porked in the rear end.

"Man, you paid WHAT for that? You took it in the Rodney on that one."

Took it in the Rodney by MP_Slaya December 9, 2008

The Rodney 

The Rodney is another term for beating off. Its a take off on Rodney King and his beating from LAPD. As made famous by JLJ The Singer of PC Deathsquad.

Dude I totally lurked her myspace pics and put the rodney down on my unit.

The Rodney by JonnyRageous March 27, 2008