The Promise 

A song Emma Blackery wrote in 2013 and now hates. People would only talk about The Promise and she feels like it's not her best song. There's a video on Vloggery explaining why she doesn't like it anymore called "I grew to hate my own song."

Fan: I love the promise, please play it live Emma!!
Emma: WHAT ABOUT MY OTHER SONGS

The Promise by brovinki June 10, 2018

The Promise 

A promise given to a bed mate or mates in which, if they do not agree to sex the promisegiver steadfastly will masterbate. (Works 50% of the time all of the time)

Jenny if you don't have sex with me I am going to have sex with myself. Trust me I will I am giving you The promise.

The Promise by That dudeification July 22, 2010

The Promise 

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens

I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.

The Promise by cornholio October 4, 2003

THE Promise 

The promise is a way of saying that you want both sides in a relationship to promise to marry eachother, this promise can not be broken under any circumstance

THE Promise being proposed to the woman

Man- I want to promise
Woman- me too, lets do it

THE Promise by David 1:18 March 25, 2023

thomas the promise 

His real name is Thomas Farley...he was the greatest most loving friend that anyone could ask for. Thomas is funny and most of all accepting of many. he had good personal relationships with all his friends. He was killed by a retard who we all hope will spend the rest of his life in jail. With him there was never a boring moment.

Thomas the promise is always doing something crazy and halarious! When ever you're with him you will always be too busy laughing............LOLOLOLOL

thomas the promise by anjlekizzez January 18, 2008

Broke the promise 

If someone "breaks the promise" that means that the one you loved and you thought you would be together forever didnt end up happining

"Why did it haft to brake the promise", "you broke the promise!"

Broke the promise by Im depressed :D March 24, 2021

The Bedford Promise 

a term describing when someone promises to do something with/for you. then for whatever reason, or there may be no reason behind it. either cancels on you or stands you up.

"I'm going on a date tomorrow"
"Oh yeah, make sure she doesnt pull the Bedford Promise"

The Bedford Promise by Always Big Rich May 11, 2009