A song Emma Blackery wrote in 2013 and now hates. People would only talk about The Promise and she feels like it's not her best song. There's a video on Vloggery explaining why she doesn't like it anymore called "I grew to hate my own song."
by brovinki June 10, 2018
Get the The Promisemug. A promise given to a bed mate or mates in which, if they do not agree to sex the promisegiver steadfastly will masterbate. (Works 50% of the time all of the time)
Jenny if you don't have sex with me I am going to have sex with myself. Trust me I will I am giving you The promise.
by That dudeification July 22, 2010
Get the The Promisemug. Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens
by cornholio October 04, 2003
Get the The Promisemug. "He seems like a promising politician" (note: awesomeness, here, is rarely seen)
"Her plan to invest in earplugs for the deaf sounds promising"
"Her plan to invest in earplugs for the deaf sounds promising"
by Franz730 October 16, 2008
Get the promisingmug. The definition of Beautiful. The real meaning of 'One in a million'. Usually of exqusite natural beauty. Smart & Witty, headstrong & focussed. Determined, stubborn as hell! Loving and playful. The most fabulous smile, which lights up a room. Simply stunning inside and out. A diamond in the rough.
by Ispeakonlythetruth February 04, 2010
Get the Promisemug. In British English, "on a promise" simply means that you have arranged to or at least expect to have sex with someone in the near future - usually your regular partner.
Sorry, Dave. No drinks for me tonight. The wife found the handcuffs we used on our weddin' night, so it looks like I'm on a promise, know what I mean?
by a japanese lady's plaything December 26, 2008
Get the on a promisemug. by AmbientLion January 16, 2004
Get the promisemug.