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The Nigerian Hustle 

In the early 1960's the communists were still spreading, the word of communism and socialism spread to Africa to a variety of different countries, the Africans had/have a significantly lower IQ than other regions on Earth. So to put it in a simple way, they have sponge brains, they are able to take in portions of information, as though they could not make their own intelligent declarations about any new ideas that they have heard of. So when communism made its way to African countries, not many were greatly effected, except when it came to Nigeria, It has changed the future for the people of nations, Especially the United States of America. In the early 1970's the soviets began sending secret intelligence agents to the country known as Nigeria. They then taught the African people of Nigeria important skills which were used as a weapon against the American people. They realize that there is a universal connection between something. Music... Most people can confirm it aswell that they enjoy music from other countries even though they may not know the backstory of the words that are being poetically spoken. Anyways, The Soviet trained Nigerians are secretly brought to the United States of America as immigrants and then later have their identity changed secretly to make it seem as they were from the USA all along. They then proceeded to use their training to create music taught by the soviets to degrade the American citizens.
Johnny: Hey man, have you heard about the Nigerian Hustle? That shit is ruining our country.

Mick: Yeah, those negros need to go somewhere else I swear...

The Nigel Thornberry 

When a man pleasures a woman only using his nose. The man doing so usually has an abnormally large or pointy nose.
"Dude I gave my girlfriend the Nigel Thornberry last night, I've never heard her climax like that before."
The Nigel Thornberry by Red Everest November 20, 2013

The Nigerian Special 

When a large black man does the missionary on a smaller girl, and finishes by tombstoning her on the ground.
"What happened to Jessica?"

"Oh, she got The Nigerian Special last night"

Nigel the Pig 

Nigel is a legendary pig located in Florida. He is a guinea pig purchased in the spring of 2012. He is commonly referred to as "Nigel" or "Pig." Nigel has black and white fur and grew very rapidly despite the lights being on for the majority of the day. It is unknown how Nigel got sleep. Nigel has a close, personal relationship with the legendary Anthony Favata. Anthony Favata is not the owner of the legendary pig. Nigel was fed a lot of hay.
Guy 1: Yo its Nigel

Guy 1: Yo hows the pig

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Its Nigel the Pig

Guy 3: Yo, get that thing out of here!

Anthony Favata: Yo chill out its just a pig. Yo pig, Uncle Favata has got your back (pokes finger at Nigel).
Nigel the Pig by yoitsnigelthepig December 15, 2013

Nigel the civic 

a Silver Honda Civic hatchback that’s owned by a idiot and posts about it on Instagram
Person 1: yo have you seen the new post about Nigel the civic?
Person 2: no I haven’t but he kinda sounds like an idiot

Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider 

A spider that keeps popping up at frequent intervals. A coffee happy spider. Also means someone who has been working overtime.
"Hey man, lay off the work. We don't want you turning into Nervous Nigel."