Definitions by CuntbagMcGee

The Big Ed

When you're doing the Doggystyle on a girl and nut in her hair.

"Yo, I did The Big Ed with a girl last night."

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When a large black man does the missionary on a smaller girl, and finishes by tombstoning her on the ground.

"What happened to Jessica?"

"Oh, she got The Nigerian Special last night"