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lap the nap
In a word, it's eating pussy, by a male or female partner. Seeing as how most chicks these days trim the hedge, it's much more likely to be nappy than bushy downtown. Hence, you lap (lick) the nap.
lap the nap by mistahtwist March 26, 2011
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NBTN: Nap Before The Nap AKA the Eric
1. When someone needs to rest before they actually are supposed to be resting.
2. When Someone wakes up on vacation eats breakfast and immediately needs to go back to the room for a nappy.
3. When your name is Eric (Blank)
2. When Someone wakes up on vacation eats breakfast and immediately needs to go back to the room for a nappy.
3. When your name is Eric (Blank)
Mr. Murray neva has to NBTN: Nap Before The Nap AKA the Eric, do to his ability to channel energy from the sun or the moon.
NBTN: Nap Before The Nap AKA the Eric by Mr Murray's Brother Mr. Lee November 11, 2010
The Dark Nap
1: A nap taken after blackout drinking; when you wake up it's night time
2: A nap taken after day drinking with friends; when you wake up it's night time
2: A nap taken after day drinking with friends; when you wake up it's night time
1: After I got roofied I took The Dark Nap
2: Down in Savannah we got drunk by 3pm and then took The Dark Nap
2: Down in Savannah we got drunk by 3pm and then took The Dark Nap
The Dark Nap by Quinn Tessential August 25, 2017
The Forbidden Nap
Taking a nap after 7pm while hoping that it won't lead to an exhausting, time-warped disaster, but simultaneously knowing that it undoubtedly will.
Bruh I'm destroyed; I'm probably gonna pass out at 9 tonight.
Dude just take The Forbidden Nap then come through!
That never actually works.
Dude just take The Forbidden Nap then come through!
That never actually works.
The Forbidden Nap by conmang March 4, 2020
The Nothing Nap
The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.
The Nothing Nap by BraveGuide July 18, 2023
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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