The Mums 

The psychological sickness one contracts when Mumfords and Sons backs out as the headliner of the music festival you're attending. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: intermittent frowning, being teased by your peers and randomly storming off in the middle of the show that replaced Mumford and Sons.

"Janet was really looking forward to seeing Mumford and Sons play at Bonnaroo this year. When they were suddenly replaced with Jack Johnson, she came down with a bad case of The Mums."

The Mums by Chicketychina11 June 21, 2013

mums the word 

to keep quiet about something

I heard Elaine's parents are out of town tonight and she's lonely! I'm gonna go over. Mums the word!

mums the word by P Ha September 29, 2004

the farm mums gc 

the best gc on twitter. everyone in it is simply the best. they believe in daisy the kitten supremacy

“Hey the farm mums gc is the best group chat ever!”

the farm mums gc by gerito_power November 8, 2020

mums the word 

to keep quiet about something; my lips are sealed.
mum means mmmmmm (the sound made when putting your lips together)
came from Shakespeare quote:
"Seal up your lips and give no words but mum."

person 1: "Please don't tell anyone about my affair."

person 2: "Don't worry i won't. Mums the word."

mums the word by bnm15 July 4, 2009

the farm mums gc 

everyone is so lovely and amazing, they plan to own a 1.5 million euro farm with many pets and animals. truely the best friends a person could ask for.

the farm mums gc is the most wholesome gc on stan twitter

the farm mums gc by daisythekitten November 10, 2020

MUMs The Word 

A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.

Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!

MUMs The Word by pornstitute August 16, 2023

Mums on the menu 

Your mums on the menu

“Jeffery’s mums on the menu lol”

“Yeah he’s crying”

Mums on the menu by AlexRobertsonIsClapped March 17, 2021