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The Muffin Game 

Basically, it is a game played by two or more males in which a muffin is placed on the ground, the players form a circle around the muffin, and the players must race to jizz on the muffin. The last person to jizz on the muffin must eat it. Origin unknown. Try this game with your camping buddies.
We were playing the Muffin Game and Brad, reluctantly, ended up eating the muffin.
The Muffin Game by j3ss3!!!!! July 28, 2006

The Muffin Man 

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.
The Muffin Man by Stinky July 19, 2003

The Muffin Man 

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

The Muffin Face 

A face of which the teeth are clenched, and the mouth is formed to a tight, creepy circle. Is used as a universal symbol of random/weirdness. The ideal face used to bite into a muffin.
Courtney: Wow, these muffins are delicious! *makes The Muffin Face* *Bites into muffin*

Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?
The Muffin Face by crazyboutfood September 28, 2009

the muffin man 

the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world
only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...
the muffin man by dane garner March 8, 2008

the muffin man 

he is 14 but 5 gay 5’8
fortnite user DaMuffinMan7256 the muffin man