The Michael Jackson

To beat your meat while listening to the song "Beat It"

I got caught doing the Michael Jackson in the girls locker room

by The Destroyer Of Pussy October 6, 2015

The Michael Jackson Vault

1. The place where Michael Jackson mini movie’s go when they are not on YouTube for free on “The Official Michael Jackson” YouTube channel. But come out to see the light of day on rare occasion.

2. Also can be used to say as a figure of speech as a rare occurrence like “Once in a Blue Moon”.

Person 1: Hey did you see yesterday that they finally took out a movie from The Michael Jackson Vault?

Person 2: No. What one is it this time?

Person 1: “Ghosts”

Person 2: Cool I’ll have to watch it before they put it back in The Michael Jackson Vault.

by Blazin Boy ✔️ October 29, 2020

The Michael Jackson–Prince Theory

A colloquial creative concept describing the fear that when one artist has a strong or innovative idea, another equally talented creator might independently arrive at and release a similar concept first. The term is inspired by the perceived rivalry and parallel innovation between Michael Jackson and Prince, and is often used to express urgency in executing creative work to establish originality and ownership.

“She started releasing early concept art because she didn’t want the Michael Jackson–Prince Theory to happen to her project.”

by WildWizardBoi February 25, 2026

The Reverse Michael Jackson

Going from a small white girl to a successful black man

Hey you hear about Timmy?
Yea to bad he pulled a The Reverse Michael Jackson and got shot

by SD Numerous Uno April 19, 2015

The Reverse Michael Jackson

When a man craps on a woman’s face, proceeding to sit on the face rubbing his behind back and forth on the face until the woman has turned from white to brown.

Damn bro last night was crazy, i gave my girl “the Reverse Michael Jackson”

by SlimJesus03 December 21, 2020

The reverse Michael Jackson

When a little boy fucks a grown man

I worked at a Christian camp last summer and walked in on tinny giving father Mick O'hoolihan getting the reverse Michael Jackson

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

The Reverse Michael Jackson

It's just regular sex with adults.

Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."

by KickingDixon June 9, 2018