The_crack_baby's definitions

The Birmingham baton

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo

My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

The Tennessee Twister

When you and the boys get hammered on Jack Daniel's and have a contest on who can twist their flaccid Dick

Me and the boys traditionally participate in the Tennessee twister

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

The Minnesota mascot

A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room

I came home from work and found my wife in the middle of the Minnesota mascot

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

The reverse Michael Jackson

When a little boy fucks a grown man

I worked at a Christian camp last summer and walked in on tinny giving father Mick O'hoolihan getting the reverse Michael Jackson

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

The Frankfurt fingerbang

The art of angrily fingerbanging a girl while scream reciting Mein Kampf

While deployed I met your mother while giving her the Frankfurt fingerbang

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Gripple

A measurement of time

" I haven't seen Mary in a gripple"

by The_crack_baby March 14, 2023