the act of a man performing fellatio on himself
Guy 1: Go fuck yourself man
Guy 2: Why thank you,I will go home and michael myself

the michael
by John M. Atwater June 2, 2006
1. Loving Subaru’s and rock climbing
2. Bowling so badly that’s it considered an epic failure
3. Being an amazing, stand up guy
1. Now that I have a Subaru, I might be Michaeling
2. Look at that guy Michaeling on lane 14
3. Girl 1: I’m really surprised by her boyfriend

Girl 2: Yup, he’s Michaeling
by Michaelingxcreator August 18, 2019
Of all the definitions, Michael might not fit all of them. He might not fit any. That's because Michael toes the line; every quiz puts him in the center, every chart shows him neutral. Michael can register as something different every day. He's self-defying; both energetic and lethargic, focused and dazed, in and out of shape, caring and distant. He is unique in his un-uniqueness. His default perfect balance. If you can nudge a Michael towards a positive side of the scale, you will have a friend for life who will always keep you guessing in the best ways. If you bump a Michael to the negative, pray, because you've made a dangerous enemy. One who is never predictable. Unless you apologize and make it better, because most Michaels are forgiving like that.

Sometimes.

In general, a Michael is a good friend to have due to their experiences; they are excellent at playing the crowd and mediating. One could start a war, and another could stop it. One could make a billion hate him, another could win them back over. Stick with him - who knows where he could take you?
Michael had a nice day today. Wish him your best, maybe he'll surprise you with some chocolate or something.
by linkmariokirby April 14, 2019
When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. A Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. He doesn't mind anything at all and goes with the flow. Michael will be naturally good at anything. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? A Michael is just perfect, they'll do anything for the ones they care for. They hate to be violent, but will do so if they had to for protection etc. Overall, Michael is the best person you will ever meet. If something is wrong, don't worry Michael's got your back.
Girl: I heard Michael has a crush on you.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.
by AlexThePotato September 5, 2017
to keep on being a fan of and supporting Michael Jackson.
Alright, guys; I gotta go. Keep Michaeling!!!
by ILuvVocab November 10, 2009
From the Hebrew name מִיכָאֵל (Mikha'el) meaning "who is like God?". This is a rhetorical question, implying no person is like God. Michael is one of the seven archangels in Hebrew tradition and the only one identified as an archangel in the Bible.
My name is Michael
by Game mode 0 September 14, 2016
Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect. When you are held in his arms nothing else matters in the whole world because that is the best feeling in the world. Every moment you spend with him feels like it is lasting forever but when the moment is gone, you miss him like crazy. When you are away from him he is still loyal and perfect. He has beautiful blue eyes that you can melt in and a smile like no other. Big ears but still perfect. He is everything you always wanted and the love of your life.
Sammy: "Michael is the love of my life"
Sammy's friend: "You said that three times in the past hour!"
by Michael's girl forever January 21, 2019