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Definitions by SlimJesus03

Sticky Pandemic 

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face whilst proceeding to spread it round like facial cream, leaving it for a couple hours to harden up, then creating a safety mask for an ongoing pandemic.
My girl had no masks left so i had to give her the “sticky pandemic
Sticky Pandemic by SlimJesus03 December 21, 2020

The Reverse Michael Jackson 

When a man craps on a woman’s face, proceeding to sit on the face rubbing his behind back and forth on the face until the woman has turned from white to brown.
Damn bro last night was crazy, i gave my girl “the Reverse Michael Jackson