The Mercer

The mercer, commonly referred to as just 'mercer' is someone who has a love for all things anime and manga. The mercer also has a great and unique personality which can have some geeky trates, for example have superman posters and starwars chest set. The mercer also critises other people on their gimpyness when they themself is gimpy. The person they critises the most is 'The Presley', the Presley' is most commonly know for their gimpyness but is still a great associated of The mercer.

This summer I'm going to be like 'The Mercer.'

The Mercer by Kipperman75 August 6, 2018

The Matt Mercer Effect

the phenomena in Dungeons and Dragons , where players and Dungeron Masters are never able to live up to the incredible kills of Matt Mercer , The DM GOD

Because of The Matt Mercer Effect , many people have quit playing Dungeons and Dragons because they unable to live up to the awesomeness of Matt Mercer

The Matt Mercer Effect by BellasaurusTheJust June 28, 2021

Chew through the mercury 

When your girl has her period and she still wants you to go down on her.

“Hey Chad did you and Karen have fun last night?”

“Hell yeah! I had to chew through the mercury cause it’s that time of the month!”

Chew through the mercury by Chokesondicks January 3, 2020

the mermer 

The beautiful majestic creature that goes by the name Mermer. 2 halves of fish, human abs. Another famous cryptid made by the once in a lifetime experience called Unus Annus

The mermer is in the pool again

the mermer by Proud Unus November 14, 2020

The Mercedes-Benz M103 

The most robust, bad-ass inline 6 cylinder engine Mercedes-Benz has ever built. For a chunk of money can be enhanced to a twin turbo boost monster or a screaming 10,000 RPM rev demon.

My 1989 Mercedes-Benz is powered by The Mercedes-Benz M103 engine, has 200,000 miles on it and I still think I will die before it does.

The Mercedes-Benz M103 by RTiberiusB April 9, 2010

The Merger 

That one unwanted friend that pushes his/her way into the friend group. The one that no one knows how they got into the group and no one likes. They usually start by following your group around until they are a common appearance and are progressively more annoying as they merge deeper into the group.

Jake: How the hell did we let the merger in the group chat, all he does is follow us around.
Rick: Idk someone else added him.

Jake: goddamn it now we have to make another one, Just act like we still use the first one.

Rick: k, thank god.

The Merger by Get tf off my lawn April 8, 2019

Ryan the Mercenary 

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT

Ryan the Mercenary is a bitch.

Ryan the Mercenary by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021