The Mascio 

Complete and total shitshow of the evening. The guy who is unable to make it to the party due to extreme intoxication thus resulting in vomiting on girls multiple times.

Guy One: "Hey man, did Nick make it to the party last night?"

Guy Two: "No brah, he was The Mascio and ended up puking all over that one girl and her friend."

The Mascio by steezin' crew May 13, 2011

Ryan The Mascot 

Ryan is just a mascot

Wow that guys a Ryan The Mascot

Ryan The Mascot by Ryan The Mascot May 24, 2016

buck the vocab mascot 

Buck is a dog that is a vocab mascot

Teacher:"This is buck, buck the vocab mascot to encourage you to do you bucking vocab.If you don't do you bucking vocab and we lose the vocab bowl, I kill the dog."

buck the vocab mascot by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAno January 20, 2022

The Minnesota mascot

A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room

I came home from work and found my wife in the middle of the Minnesota mascot

The Minnesota mascot by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

The difference between mascot and furry 

I will now quote TF2's sniper for the difference: ones a job and ones a mental sickness

"What's the difference between mascot and furry? Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!"

The difference between mascot and furry by Possiblewarcriminal July 17, 2023

Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot 

The new mascot for the happy meal that is beyond terrifying, with bulging eyes a serial killer smile. No doubt this will only give your kids nightmares and may require several therapy sessions.

No words can describe this new fast food monstrosity, Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal mascot!

Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot by CoffeeAddictxd July 12, 2014