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When you take a dump in your hand and masturbate thus simulating anal sex.

I masturbated with shit in my hand thus doing The Lewis.

The Lewis by massafunk September 22, 2009

Words you can keep

The Lewis Clark

When your mates are asleep - sneakily put their penises in your mouth and take a picture.

That way, they'll look really gay.

Haha! Boys! I gave Stu the Lewis Clark last night.

Haha, man I always knew Stu was gay!

The Lewis Clark by Johnzface May 9, 2021

The Jerry Lewis

The act of taking your pointer finger and rubbing your ass crack or balls with it. Then taking it and sliding it right under another person's nose; If the act is done by a female, then its called the "Reverse Jerry Lewis".

Hey bro, before the night is over I gotta do "The Jerry Lewis" on that chick sitting at the end of the bar. She'll love it!

The Jerry Lewis by MA$TERMINDZ June 29, 2010

the mat lewis experience

highly influential, though short lived English/Polish jazz fusion band famous for the bass guitar work, original songs, outrageous style and performance of its eponymous frontman Mathew"Golduck"Lewis on songs such as 'With a Rye Smile'','Purple Sandwich(and the contents within)','Rocky Dennis','Voodoo Girl who probably wants sex :s (LOL)'etc

The band's peak of popularity was in the 1970s, when it released six albums that blended elements of jazz,jazz fusion,jazz funk and cock jousting

"did you see the mat lewis experience last night?"
"yeah they were shit,all mat did was a rye smile bass medley the entire 6 and a half hours"

the mat lewis experience by (Jonnyp79) March 2, 2008

Lewis the paki

A brown lewis

Yo is that a lewis the paki

Lewis the paki by Lewis is a paki October 11, 2021

Huey Lewis and the News

a pseudo-white soul pop-rock band that formed in San Francisco in 1979. They haved scored several hits around the world. They have hit the top of the charts in America three times, as well as elsewhere. Their hits include "The Power of Love", "If This Is It" and "Stuck With You". Their excellent harmonies rank with those of the Beach Boys and Def Leppard. That's good!

I saw Huey Lewis and the News three times in concert. A thrill every time.

Huey Lewis and the News by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 20, 2006

the shitty andy lewis

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.

i went to the gay bar and got the shitty andy lewis.

the shitty andy lewis by jay March 30, 2005

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026