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The Lewis

When you take a dump in your hand and masturbate thus simulating anal sex.
I masturbated with shit in my hand thus doing The Lewis.
by massafunk September 22, 2009
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The Lewis Clark

When your mates are asleep - sneakily put their penises in your mouth and take a picture.

That way, they'll look really gay.
Haha! Boys! I gave Stu the Lewis Clark last night.

Haha, man I always knew Stu was gay!
by Johnzface May 9, 2021
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The Jerry Lewis

The act of taking your pointer finger and rubbing your ass crack or balls with it. Then taking it and sliding it right under another person's nose; If the act is done by a female, then its called the "Reverse Jerry Lewis".
Hey bro, before the night is over I gotta do "The Jerry Lewis" on that chick sitting at the end of the bar. She'll love it!
by MA$TERMINDZ June 29, 2010
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the mat lewis experience

highly influential, though short lived English/Polish jazz fusion band famous for the bass guitar work, original songs, outrageous style and performance of its eponymous frontman Mathew"Golduck"Lewis on songs such as 'With a Rye Smile'','Purple Sandwich(and the contents within)','Rocky Dennis','Voodoo Girl who probably wants sex :s (LOL)'etc

The band's peak of popularity was in the 1970s, when it released six albums that blended elements of jazz,jazz fusion,jazz funk and cock jousting
"did you see the mat lewis experience last night?"
"yeah they were shit,all mat did was a rye smile bass medley the entire 6 and a half hours"
by (Jonnyp79) March 2, 2008
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Lewis the paki

Yo is that a lewis the paki
by Lewis is a paki October 11, 2021
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Huey Lewis and the News

a pseudo-white soul pop-rock band that formed in San Francisco in 1979. They haved scored several hits around the world. They have hit the top of the charts in America three times, as well as elsewhere. Their hits include "The Power of Love", "If This Is It" and "Stuck With You". Their excellent harmonies rank with those of the Beach Boys and Def Leppard. That's good!
I saw Huey Lewis and the News three times in concert. A thrill every time.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 20, 2006
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the shitty andy lewis

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.
i went to the gay bar and got the shitty andy lewis.
by jay March 30, 2005
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