The Kato
When you pick up a street walking prostitute , make her change clothes, take her to a swinger party and trade her for some dudes hot wife
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Kato On The Track
Kato On The Track by boaz274 August 4, 2021
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Kato, the Shaky One
The man who, followed by a mustard attack, had a liquid beverage poured on him in his sleep, found in the video "Kato slipped up again got damn it"
Kato was peacefully sleeping on a couch, similar to his previous victim experiences, while a terrorist sneaks into his room, pouring an unknown liquidized substance upon Kato's face. He begins trembling, either out of confusion or fear, or maybe both, before waking up and wiping the mystery water off his cranium. Kato begins verbally abusing the young minor terrorist, followed by the shouts of faceless people off tape. After listening to the terrorist, Kato becomes delusional, believing he is drowning to death. Kato begins stripping down to his undergarments, displaying a wife-beater while still being confused, although visibly more angry than earlier in the tape.
Kato lives in fear everyday since the Kato Attacks of 2012, flashing back to the rough and scary times he has survived thus far.
Kato was peacefully sleeping on a couch, similar to his previous victim experiences, while a terrorist sneaks into his room, pouring an unknown liquidized substance upon Kato's face. He begins trembling, either out of confusion or fear, or maybe both, before waking up and wiping the mystery water off his cranium. Kato begins verbally abusing the young minor terrorist, followed by the shouts of faceless people off tape. After listening to the terrorist, Kato becomes delusional, believing he is drowning to death. Kato begins stripping down to his undergarments, displaying a wife-beater while still being confused, although visibly more angry than earlier in the tape.
Kato lives in fear everyday since the Kato Attacks of 2012, flashing back to the rough and scary times he has survived thus far.
Kato, the Shaky One by alecwind July 18, 2021
Kato, the Purest Victim
The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.
Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.
The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.
The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
Kato, the Purest Victim by alecwind July 18, 2021
The revenge of the katoot
It’s when you hold in a fart while playing kahoot, you win first place then you rip it. But then you take a nasty shit right afterwards
Sarah: hi angel where are you?
Angel: the revenge of the katoot has came for me
Sarah: oh.. sorry dude
Angel: the revenge of the katoot has came for me
Sarah: oh.. sorry dude
The revenge of the katoot by 🕷 grunger 🕷 May 5, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026