The Kato 

When you pick up a street walking prostitute , make her change clothes, take her to a swinger party and trade her for some dudes hot wife

I’m going to pull The Kato this weekend at a swinger party

The Kato by Katodevil February 12, 2024

Kato On The Track 

The most underrated hip hop producer out there

You should go check out Kato On The Track on TikTok . His beats are fire 🔥 🔥

Kato On The Track by boaz274 August 4, 2021

Kato, the Shaky One 

The man who, followed by a mustard attack, had a liquid beverage poured on him in his sleep, found in the video "Kato slipped up again got damn it"

Kato was peacefully sleeping on a couch, similar to his previous victim experiences, while a terrorist sneaks into his room, pouring an unknown liquidized substance upon Kato's face. He begins trembling, either out of confusion or fear, or maybe both, before waking up and wiping the mystery water off his cranium. Kato begins verbally abusing the young minor terrorist, followed by the shouts of faceless people off tape. After listening to the terrorist, Kato becomes delusional, believing he is drowning to death. Kato begins stripping down to his undergarments, displaying a wife-beater while still being confused, although visibly more angry than earlier in the tape.

Kato lives in fear everyday since the Kato Attacks of 2012, flashing back to the rough and scary times he has survived thus far.

Me: Have you heard of the incident of Kato, the Shaky One?
Friend: Alas, I have sir.

Kato, the Shaky One by alecwind July 18, 2021

Kato, the Purest Victim 

The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.

Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.

The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"

Me: Have you heard the story of Kato, The Purest Victim?
Friend: What a tragedy, it was.

Kato, the Purest Victim by alecwind July 18, 2021

The revenge of the katoot 

It’s when you hold in a fart while playing kahoot, you win first place then you rip it. But then you take a nasty shit right afterwards

Sarah: hi angel where are you?
Angel: the revenge of the katoot has came for me
Sarah: oh.. sorry dude

The revenge of the katoot by 🕷 grunger 🕷 May 5, 2019