The Jaeger

Where one lady gets stripped down and her hands are tied, shoved into a bush naked, and the men come and find her. This is an Elly E. However, if the men are so incompetent that they don't find the girl and she just dehydrates to death, this is a Jaeger, to commemorate the useless piece of shit that is jaeger

Me and my mates did the Jaeger yesterday. I feel bad for Selena tho.

by WhackedSandwich January 11, 2020

mark of the jaeger

The result of mixing maker's mark and jaegermeister. If you drink this prepare to be all types of fucked up. Dont be suprised if hair grows on your chest immediately after drinking this.

Rob: I wanna get fucked up
Pop: How fucked up?
Rob: super fucked up!
Pop: Cool, I'll mix us some maker's mark and jaegermeister.
Rob: Whoa! Were gonna be shitfaced.
Pop: I know, if anyone ask whats wrong with us tell them its the mark of the jaeger.

by Leon Avent July 7, 2010

Sirius the Jaeger

A total bait and switch of an anime. It wasn't bad... But it's heavily implied that the main character is some kind of werewolf... So... I watch the whole thing... Waiting for him to activate his werewolf-mode... And as I'm watching I think "Well, their probably going to save it for, like, the climactic final battle or something" and... I WAS RIGHT! That's EXACTLY what happened... BUT... He doesn't transform into a fucking werewolf! Like... At all! Now... I know what you're thinking... "How is it possible that you were right about them saving his werewolf-mode for the climactic finale if he doesn't turn into a werewolf? If he doesn't transform into a werewolf, you weren't right! You can't be right AND wrong! That violates the law of non-contradiction! I'm a fucking bible-nerd!" That's the mind-fuck! His werewolf-mode is, like, his eyes glowing or something but he doesn't actually become a werewolf in any way, shape, or form! So you're sitting there, like, watching this show and the whole time they're bludgeoning you with the insinuation that this guy both is and WILL TRANSFORM INTO A WEREWOLF and this motherfucker activates his fucking "mode" and he proceeds to not become a wolf-man hybrid type creature AT ALL! He just smells good... Or... Well. He smells well throughout the show. That's it! It's like that fucking french Sherlock Holmes-esque detective show were he fucking smells shit. God, why is everything like that french detective show now!?

Hym "I mean... It's almost worth watching Sirius the Jaeger just to see him NOT turn into a werewolf. It isn't bad by any means. It kind of drones-on towards the end of the series but you know what would have fixed that? A CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN WITH THE MAIN VAMPIRE ANTAGONIST WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER TURNS INTO A FUCKING WEREWOLF!!! By the time they get to the flashback his tragic backstory (which is about 60% of the way through the show) I'm sitting there like 'Ok... Now turn into a werewolf! Show his family, like, fighting off the vampires by turning into a werewolf! Yes, very sad, now transform into a werewolf!' And it just doesn't happen! And then it DOES HAPPEN! But it doesn't happen AT ALL! Like, not even a little bit! The didn't even bother to do a Supernatural, half-werewolf transformation! His eyes just glow or something or, like, it's heavily implied that he has activated his werewolf powers in, like, a new way that was out of his reach until the final showdown! His nails could have grown! ANYTHING could have happened! Even Inuyasha's nails grew! And he's just a dog man!"

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

The Jagger

While pulling out to finish in a girls face, a fake punk is thrown with the opposite hand while finishing in her face

Hey bro, last night I hit the gym, got pumped up, and went home and gave my girl The Jagger while I finished in her face!

by Under20Blitz March 31, 2017

The Eren Jeager

During intercourse doing doggy style before ejaculation you bite your hand as you pull out and nut on her back and start to roar

Yeah bro i finished her with the eren jeager
Really bro
Yeah

by Miyamura March 27, 2021

Jagger The Boss

Jagger The Boss is the best youtuber in the world everyone likes him so when people think something is cool they say Jagger The Boss

Jake: I pick my nose
Racheal: Yo that is so Jagger The Boss 'cause it's cool you know?.
Jake: Uh I guess sort of.

by Jagger The Boss (subscribe) June 16, 2017

i got the moves like jagger

IT MEANS YOU GOT THE DANCE MOVES THAT EVERYONE WISHES THEY HAD. also it means : (we are secretly gay)

person 1 : I got the moves like jagger
person 2 : Bro u wish *whispers*, (gay fag)
person 1 : :(

by LinaisWieard March 11, 2017