he comes from India, he loves the attention from girls, and he knows how to party. the Title of 'The Hallam' is rarely given to anyone outside of England and once you have it, it sticks. Alex is the one with the Title at the minute but he is being hunted by the FBI as he has stolen as much gold as he could from the American embassy. The title comes from the queen of France before she was beheaded. The Title of 'The Hallam' was then passed down from generation to generation until it was given to an outsider called James V. when he died he passed it to the duke of Germans who passed it to Alex Haloumi.
This is no inside joke, look it up on Wikipedia to find out more about the Title of 'The Hallam'
Alex ran from the FBI, they where coming fast.
Clutching to the power of his title he ran into the house next to him.
in the house he yelled 'I am The Hallam!'.
they hid him from the FBI and he escaped for a newday.
that is what the Alex The Hallam can do.
When you take apart the wiring for a space heater and clamp the exposed wires to the females nipples. You then proceed to have sex with her while flipping the switch for the heater randomly causing a jolt of electricity to run through her and arousing her until climax.
This woman claimed I couldn't get her to climax, so i introduced her to The Holland Heater... She still can't walk right. Even her speech is slurred now.
This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.
Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"