the highlands 

Misnomer for Virginia-Highland neighborhood of Atlanta, commonly used by fratboys, housefraus, OTP fucks, and transplants. Occassionally used by a particularly idoitic Virginia-Highland resident.

Dumbass: "Let's go to the Highlands for beers!"
Me: "Let me know where you'll be so I can tell the bartender to poison your drink."

the highlands by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

University of the Highlands and Islands 

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.

"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"

University of the Highlands and Islands by Scottish Society May 14, 2018

The Highland-Park Job 

The style of parking in which you cross in to the oncoming lane of traffic, taking up both lanes in order to park in to an angled space on the opposite side of the street in which you started.

This maneuver was popularized in but not isolated to the suburb Highland Park IL on the North Shore of Chicago.

Did you see that Shiksa steel my space with "The Highland-Park Job"

The Highland-Park Job by Second Helpins December 18, 2010

The Highlander 2 Effect 

Something that occurs and is later ignored and/or later negated by the general population and is considered to "never have happened." This is usually in reference to a specific movie or game within a franchise, but can sometimes refer to an event or relationship.
refusal, denial

Example 1
Tom: Have you seen the new Terminator series?
Bill: Yeah, it totally negates the third movie, giving it the Highlander 2 Effect. But I can live with that.
Tom: They made a third movie?

Example 2
John: You and Karen were pretty drunk last night. I knew you were friends, but I wasn't expecting the two of you to go home together.
Brad: I already called and talked to her. We agreed that last night is coming under the Highlander 2 Effect, so we can stay friends without all the weirdness.
John: It's cool. Then as far as I'm concerned, you just crashed on the couch.

The Highlander 2 Effect by HMetal January 11, 2009

The Highlander 

When you're fucking someone in a field and just as they get off you throw them onto an electrical fence and scream "There can be only one!" Also works by throwing an electrified appliance into the bathtub or shower during climax.

Hot girl with big tits: "Oh my God Travis I'm gonna fucking cum! What the...?"
*shoved into electrical fence, zapped to high hell via The Highlander method*
Travis: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" *sings Queen's Highlander Theme*

The Highlander by Travisistheguywhowrotethis January 29, 2006

The Highland Gondola 

One partner lays in a bench-press position, while the other does a middle split across the first partners hands. The first partner then proceeds to bench press the second while performing oral sex.

Kim rode the Highland Gondola last night.

The Highland Gondola by Circus boys April 9, 2015

Fuck like the highlander 

Laying pipe like an immortal freight train

She had to stop and get a Gatorade because we were making violent love for hours when she told me I fuck like the highlander.

Fuck like the highlander by Nemesi5 March 5, 2020