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the help 

A term that naive hoity toity white bread yuppies that had silver spoons in their mouth (Born with rich parents) use to describe anyone that actually has to work and make their own living such as waitresses, maids, anything in the service industry, etc... It's meant to be a condescending insult toward them behind their back, but actually only insults the person saying it, because they are just affirming that the only reason they have what they have is because it was handed to them and they never had to even worry about making their own living. The people that use this term usually boast an intelligence level of about equal to a box of hammers. See: Paris Hilton
Two yuppies in an office having a conversation about spilled coffee...

Girl 1: Ugh, I just spilled my coffee...(probably from starbux)
Girl 2: Hunny, just the help clean it up (sneering laugh, and in a condescending tone)
the help by Jack Bell III January 12, 2008

The help text 

When a girl has been texting a lad for about a week and they both happen to be on a night out so she'll text him saying the word 'help' so he'll think she's in danger. Some believe it dates back to the original medieval 'damsel in distress' ideology. Said only for attention. Usually sent surrounded by her friends, having a takeaway, having a piss or just generally having a really good time.
'girls I just sent him the help text'
'for fucks sake Jenny not again'

with the help of kyoji 

A phrase taken from the great anime, G gundam. The main character, Domon Kasshu, comes across an enemy who has come victim to his brother's, Kyoji's, evil deeds. Kyoji is involved with something called the Dark/Devil gundam which is the reason Domon has suffered so much. Domon then says the phrase in an expression of anger and follows it by destroying the enemy before him with little effort.
This ability to self recover, allowing the deceased Dahall and his gundam to keep on resurrecting. I'm positive, this guy has aquired abilities of the dark gundam WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!

Getting the help that you need 

Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!
Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"

don't shit on the help 

Had someone say to me when I was changing their music on YouTube, complain that I couldn't get the spelling right on music on YouTube, the whole time using a TV remote yo spell it out.... My reaction was "don't shit on the help"
Someone has a go at you for helping them... and you say " don't shit on the help"

Solve all the passionate issues with the help of Cenforce 

One of the most horrible things that can happen to any man is the problem of erectile dysfunction. If a person has a problem of erectile dysfunction, then he is not able to develop and maintain a hard erection of the penis throughout the sexual activity.
If you are one of them, then there is no more need to take any tension. There is a great medicine available for this problem and the name of this medicine is Cenforce 100 mg. In the health sector, it is commonly known as Sildenafil Citrate.
5-star rated drug to treat impotency
Cenforce 150 is a 5-star rated drug to treat the problem of impotency. This medicine works by relaxing the muscles and increasing the flow of blood towards the genitals parts of males. This medication relieves men who suffer from ED in the most efficient manner. You can order this medicine online by ordering it through any reputed online pharmacies. This medication not only cures Ed but also functions to enhance a long-lasting erection.
A man named Sajal started facing ED problem at the age of 42. He never told about this problem to his wife as he was afraid that his wife would leave him after hearing this. His friend suggested him to consult a doctor and start taking Cenforce 200 mg. Now Sajal no long has an ED problem and he also keeps his wife highly satisfied on bed. So, you can see that this a wonderful drug to treat your problems related to sex.
Solve all the passionate issues with the help of Cenforce
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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