A position for The Penis Showing Game. In this position, take one of your testicles and put it on the outside of your pants. Then, once they see the first one, roll the other one out along side it.
Alex: Hey guys, check out what I found in the closet.
Everyone Else: (walks into closet)
Alex: (pulls out The Groundhog) THE GROUNDHOG!
Everyone Else(male):Oh my God, they're so big. I'm unimaginably jealous.
Everyone Else(female):Fuck me. Now.
Everyone Else: (walks into closet)
Alex: (pulls out The Groundhog) THE GROUNDHOG!
Everyone Else(male):Oh my God, they're so big. I'm unimaginably jealous.
Everyone Else(female):Fuck me. Now.
by longschlongmcgee6969 November 27, 2010
When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.
by Phil June 01, 2003
Whenever feces slowly emerges from your anus after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a groundhog peeking out from its burrow.
by Willie James Huff June 24, 2007
A guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy predator/pervert on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. A groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. The best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and expose them.
by ynotnvme November 19, 2011
The point of having to poop so bad that it starts peeking out of your butthole, like a groundhog peeking out if it's hole, and you have to squeeze it back in to hold it until you get the restroom.
by Titten from Phoenix February 27, 2009
That nagging feeling of depression from living in a global pandemic, where every day is pretty much the same, and you can’t remember the last time something interesting happened.
by B@dg3r February 10, 2021
A really fat person in Walmart who has sat down to look at a item on a bottom shelf and is blocking the whole isle. they usually cannot stand back up after sitting down
by LOLABUNNY May 05, 2015