Kennedy Car wash

Driving a car off a bridge into a body of water, while drunk, and running away leaving the passenger trapped inside to suffocate.

"I'm so pissed at Mary Jo...I oughtta give her a Kennedy car wash"

by Bogey251 November 19, 2007

Shake hands with the groundhog

To die. To expire. To cease to be

"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."

by Bogey251 December 24, 2008