The Gonk 

A beautiful song composed by Herbert Chappel that is originally from the movie "Dawn of the Dead" and is also now used in the "New Castle Ale" commercials.

duh dum dah dum da duh da dum da dum da dadadadadadum de dum the gonk

The Gonk by adambenner September 30, 2013

flanking the gonk 

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

flanking the gonk by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010

pulling the gonk 

Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.

That fuckers forever pulling the gonk of himself!!

pulling the gonk by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005

Gonk, The 

The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

Gonk, The by drunk zombie June 23, 2004

THEGONK 

A gay loser who doesn’t play survival games, is gay, is a loser, he hates the thunder lord.. his mom is hot

Bro: who’s THEGONK

Bro 2: His mom is hot

THEGONK by AssaultTaboo May 11, 2025