THEGONK

A gay loser who doesn’t play survival games, is gay, is a loser, he hates the thunder lord.. his mom is hot

Bro: who’s THEGONK

Bro 2: His mom is hot

by AssaultTaboo May 11, 2025

The Gonk

A beautiful song composed by Herbert Chappel that is originally from the movie "Dawn of the Dead" and is also now used in the "New Castle Ale" commercials.

duh dum dah dum da duh da dum da dum da dadadadadadum de dum the gonk

by adambenner September 30, 2013

flanking the gonk

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010

Pokenemonus Thegonus

The biblical term for the game Pokemon GO, as is observed by Lord Francis of the Filth in his video "POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY."

Filthy Frank: Now the bible talks about the Pokenemonus Thegonus...Pokemon GO.

by MadMark255 April 8, 2019

themonkeyherself

themonkeyherself is someone who’s good at editing on TikTok 😱

“themonkeyherself is so cool”

by POSOOPPP828181 December 22, 2020

thegokubacca

This person is the goat. If you ever meet someone with this name run away because you are in danger, they can beat goku and also say bakka when they kill you and then spit on your dead body

"Omg such a the gokubacca"
Used when describing a legendary person
Bruce lee was such a thegokubacca

by Onitamii May 17, 2021

pulling the gonk

Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.

That fuckers forever pulling the gonk of himself!!

by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005